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gnarly:

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gnarly:

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gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via cohortor)

spoken-not-written:

yolucas:

spoken-not-written:

yolucas:

condoms are just penis hats

but they cover the entire thing you uneducated plum

fine jake condoms are penis ski masks are u happy now

i don’t know what to say

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

image

(via happiest)

brendanwtf:

is that the Fred kid from 2008
donnashoutingattheworld:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

 World War Tea

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via africandad)

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

(Source: mynameisdavid23, via oh-hey-fuck-you)